About an hour ago, I lit $158.00 on fire and watched the flames form the shape of a flower until they flashed green and exploded. This is the second time I've done this. 

Maybe I'm not cut out for it. I estimate 16 sessions at $158.00 per, plus additional fees for MP3 supplements and at least $3000 for a demo and branding. Plus airfare and hotel. That "upper limit" had a false ceiling.

Might as well pour some nitric acid on my face and light THAT on fire. At least then I could age like a maple cabinet.

Tests tests tests essays essays essays reading reading reading. All on/due/for tomorrow. People tell me freshman year is the easiest year. 

Now I understand why drinking is so popular.